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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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I-I can't hide my pity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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And one lands on her face, and the other lands on his face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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I-I make them feel worse.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- How do those lifts feel? - Quiet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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You can't say something bad about relationships...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Can't you just switch with another midget?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- How about lunch? - Oh, I can't today...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Well, I can't believe this. I know Phil.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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You mean to tell me Superman can't cover everything?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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This is my stop.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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You know, sometimes they need air. They can't breathe in there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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I would've lost my job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- So, what are you gonna do? - I can't break up with her now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Johnny Viggiano went through my locker.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- You look terrific. - I got my health.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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When my friend Len Nickidimo had gout...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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He saw the lifts in my shoes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Fulton's wife told me it's all my fault.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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I'll tell you what. I'll do my act.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Any higher, I'm gonna be out on my ass...