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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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My God, you look incredible. I can't believe it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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How you feeling?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You can't stop modern science. Can't stop it. Can't stop science.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's exciting. She's gonna have a new face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...to the rest of her face. She's breathtaking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Because I can't stand by and do it anymore. It's turning my stomach.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I can't take her anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.

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I can't stand around here watching you destroy yourself!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Can't be stopped. No way, no how. Science just marches-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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In my high school, half my graduating class had them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- It's my mom's. - Hello!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- My contention? - Your contention.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Too much salt in my diet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Yeah. - Well, that's trouble, my friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I'm aware that my own physical dimensions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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My father? Really? I had no idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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What the hell is he doing he can't be on the floor with you and me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You can't put up with that for an hour to make me happy? You're so selfish.