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Strangers with Candy (1999) - S01E01 Old Habits/New Beginnings

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But if I don't graduate by the time I'm 50,

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[SHOES SQUEAKING]

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Okay...

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First of all, I want you all to know

Strangers with Candy (1999) - S01E01 Old Habits/New Beginnings

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you make me sick.

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And I'm sure there's something I could bust

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each and every one of you little mother-lovers for.

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And frankly, I'd love nothing more

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than to see each and every one of you in prison.

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But hey, I've been asked not to talk about my fantasies,

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so I'm going to talk to you about street drugs.

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This little tin right here contains the whole rigmarole.

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I got some big fat doobies in here,

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I got both your powdered and crack cocaine,

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I got your goofballs, I got your peyote, amphetamines,

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and also mood stabilizers.

Strangers with Candy (1999) - S01E01 Old Habits/New Beginnings

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Alright, so let's pop a cork in the chatter...

Strangers with Candy (1999) - S01E01 Old Habits/New Beginnings

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And watch the film.

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Okay, first of all, I'd like you to know...

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That you all make me sick.