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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- It was a gift. - Because a lot of times I write in bed...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.5s

- We'll stay in a hotel tonight. - No, we'll stay in there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.1s

- What happened? - I got in a fistfight...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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It's like a cup of coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I got my feet up in the air like I'm in a space capsule.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

1.4s

It's in the constitution.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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We waited 35 minutes in the rent-a-car place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.2s

Maybe a couple of muscle relaxers would help.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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You son of a bitch. I'll sue you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Don't sleep in there. Sleep in the bedroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.6s

Of course. They're giving a testimonial for your father.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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She's gotta make a big deal out of everything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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But we do owe him a debt of gratitude...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.4s

The hiring of incompetents.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

1.9s

Come in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

3.4s

You know, Jack, you got a hell of a nerve taking that kid's pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

3.1s

- He's in charge of the whole thing. - So, Jerry, your mother tells me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

3.1s

- I'd rather have a bottle of Scotch! - Do the dog routine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I have never seen an old person in a new bathing suit...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

2.9s

- You two can stay in there together. - That's not a good idea.