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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- Right. - Not after fucking brunch.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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like, three-and-a-half hours making...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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she's picking me up in an hour.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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for about a half an hour, but...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I spent, I don't know, probably three hours...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Within one hour, you'll each have 20 dates.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You gonna look good after this, man.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I didn't hear anything after "a liar."

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Hi, yes, I'm calling because it's more than four hours...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- I don't want to cram pimpage. - And after that...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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For like an hour or two a night, when I'm not playing Halo.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and your ad said to call if it's been more than four hours.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- What did she say after "a liar"? - She sounds like a tea kettle.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Dude, the floor's the ultimate aphrodisiac.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- You're doing the nipple. - Not the nipple.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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like the woman from the eBay store.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I'm the dude with the hot granny.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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for the price of "on the house."