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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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The funny thing is, I see him all the time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...is that everybody you see on television is doing something better...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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All she'll think is that you like her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I couldn't wait. I was too anxious to see you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It's all in your head. All she knows is she had a good time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Yeah. I told him all the time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- All the time. - Nice to meet you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You never see anybody on TV sliding off the sofa...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I know you're there. I don't know what your story is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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All right, I gotta make a call. Everybody out. Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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No one is telling you to like it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You mean the one where the guys are all standing around...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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All right. You're up there. You're on stage, and you go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I asked some friends this weekend, all of them like the commercial.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You know, I think I will go upstairs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't blame you. I can't believe she never called you back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I forgot to tell you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Oh, boy. - I said I couldn't believe you liked...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'd invite you up, but the place is being painted.