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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Take the pen and the Scotch tape and get the hell out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And unfortunately, he possesses none of these qualities.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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So, that's $17.10, and the tax and the tip.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And scuba diving.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...and he says that according to the bylaws of the condo constitution...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And if you go down there and you forget your bathing suit...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Ladies and gentlemen, as you know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And this year, we are honouring...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Oh, and I spoke to Arnold...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...and I have to turn and lean on my elbow to make the pen work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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It requires hard work, dedication, and commitment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Remember Jack and Doris? - Nice to see you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...and felt this tremendous pressure on my mask...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- I had a Coke. - Oh, and I had the scampi.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Well, today's almost over, and weekdays always go by fast.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And Friday, we're leaving, so it's like two days, really.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Is Florida not hot and muggy enough for these people?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I mean, you subtract showers and meals, it's like 20 minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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He talks about it all the time. He goes on and on...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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He gave my son a pen, and then he takes it back.