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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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A lot of people consider me small and prestigious.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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You'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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And you didn't ask me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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And he just got a haircut.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...a year's free haircuts. And a comb.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...is under indictment and will be serving time."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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There's the big one down the hall and the small one here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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We had a little party with cake and champagne.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...and have to walk out in shame with your tail between your legs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Of the Pensky file?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Of course..."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Of course...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...two salesmen don't lift me up and go, "How do you like the crotch?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Yes, of course. The Pensky file.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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...transferring the contents of the file into this...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Get out of this relationship.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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I'm gonna kill the both of you!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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"I want you to have this job. Of course, the board of directors...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- Who'd you use? Gino? - Of course.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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That's nice of you to say.