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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...back and forth over and over again.

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...say that and mean it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- Okay. - And the check for my husband.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I was in the locker room showering, and I...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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So you can marry her and give her the discount?

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I think I'll try a sports jacket and scarf thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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And if I catch you in here with that again...

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Yeah. My wife and I will have a little more coffee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Because he doesn't pay any attention to me, and he ignores me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I'm gonna give you and your family 25 percent off your dry cleaning.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...of a pretend marriage.

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Of all the places you go...

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See her sense of humor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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That's a gesture of intimacy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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You son of a bitch.

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- Get out of here. - It's done.

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We've always just kind of pecked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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That's a violation of club rules.

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Get out of the shower, put on my bathrobe...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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But then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle...