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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I've read your book, professor, and I was quite intrigued by it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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So you read from a little play.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- You disgust me. - Oh, go read a book.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- I hate reading her little acting scenes. - Oh, so what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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She makes me read these moronic acting scenes with her, and I do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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That's your move?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- My contention? - Your contention.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Sorry, your rear end is too big. Okay, your breath stinks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You got something in your teeth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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What's that splotch on your hand?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's too bad about your father.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...of your chromedomus, which is what we-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- If you listened to your friend Elaine- - George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Hi. Here are your keys. - Hi. Thank you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You look like you've got something on your mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You know, your father has a very extensive wardrobe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...but I suppose I can make an exception in your case.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Looked a lot like you, professor. Could have been your mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Are you coming with me? - Yeah, I have to. I'm your fiancé.