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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Just cut it out now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- I got my hair cut, that's all. - No, that's not it. Something else.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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...just taking up the whole windshield of your car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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No, no, I do. You know, it's just-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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...you know your mother and I love you very much...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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You know your mother and I love you very much...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- I told you. - Nobody put a gun to your head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Well, just put it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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I'm not just bored.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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And there's your scene.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- You mean, he just-? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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He'll love it. I just did it at the Concorde last week. It killed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Well, we all just lost it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Can't you just switch with another midget?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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...and you'd just wind up hurting me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- You wanna keep your job? - Yeah, but-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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- What? - Come on, how was your date?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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So she's just sitting there, and then Pachyderm-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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You gotta get some lifts for your shoes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Hey, how was your date with Phil Tatola?