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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

1.2s

I'd like to have a kid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.5s

Well, occasionally, I like to help the humans.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

1.8s

I mean, I feel like I've had two lives.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.7s

Oh, yeah. I like her. She always says hello.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.1s

...if it was like you're always making a movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

2.7s

Oh, I'm a guy. It always looks like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.1s

Hey, Jerry. Would you like anything from Ms. Hudwalker's apartment?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

1.9s

What do you want to walk around like that for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.4s

I told you I don't like these sponges. They're too small.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

4.2s

You would have to be a real loser to try something like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3s

Every time I come in, I'll have to sneak around like a cat burglar.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.2s

No, I'll put a half a can of mousse in my head like you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.6s

Looks like a pig is trying to push his way through from the other side.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

3.3s

I can't live like this. I don't know what to do. I'm headed for a breakdown.