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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- Blown! - You like that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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It's, like, not even news, it's total shock.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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Well, how do you like that? I got rope.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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This is like Pearl Harbor or the Kennedy assassination.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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...that she was still available, a beautiful woman like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- Did you like it? - Yes, it was very, very good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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No, the queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home, cook.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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I don't see how I could perform sexually after something like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- We're like children. We're not men. - No, we're not. We're not men.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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Are we gonna be sitting here when we're 60, like two idiots?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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- We're pathetic, you know that? - Like I don't know that I'm pathetic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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I was just like those guys in the movies, and it worked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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You've never seen anything like it. It takes her an hour to finish them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E01 The Engagement

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You ever get the feeling like you had a haircut, but you didn't have one?