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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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And the Devils...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I turn and look, and there is this monkey...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and spell out Devils.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and I wait for that monkey to turn around, and then I:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and she was fascinated, fascinated!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I'm going to the game and me and five guys are taking our shirts off...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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And, I mean, everything else has changed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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He licked himself and left the room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and he lost control of the car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I took it out on you and...

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...and probably wouldn't for the next 50,000 years...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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And you know, once those gorillas accept you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I lost my temper, and I probably shouldn't have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Even though you know, Barry, between me and you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and God forbid I should disturb the very important monkey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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And as you can see, this is not my face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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I've been working with the Italian guy and the crank organ...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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And in 10,000 years, it will still be exactly the same...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and it's far from being over, very far from being over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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If you need a pet that can roller-skate and smoke cigars...