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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- You do it for me. - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She invites me up at 12:00 at night for coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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No, thanks. I can't drink coffee at night. It keeps me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- I do. - I can't do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Do I want someone looking at me like this for the rest of my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It keeps me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Anyway, he shamed me into it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...we were just kind of standing there, and she was smiling at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I've seen you. It's been driving me crazy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I kept saying to myself, Keep it up, don't blow it. You're doing great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Why? I love it when guys call me the next day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...the least you could do is leave a note. It's common courtesy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Right. So I call her up, I tell her it's me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee so I can spit it in your face!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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He says, Why don't you call her? I says, I can't! I couldn't do it then.