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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

You got 1 1 minutes?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You got any matches? -Middle drawer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.1s

-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

I got lost on the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

-So it's just mono. -Mono?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

No, let's just do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

What, you got a smokers' lounge in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

-You got an ashtray? -I don't have any ashtrays.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

Carlito's just passed out. Can anyone help?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Got lost? We went to school here for three years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

All right. I'll see you, Phil. I've got room for two...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

Jackie, I think I got a case against the tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

Oh, yes, you are. We'll just stop having sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5s

-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.7s

-So, Jackie, you think we got a case? -Your face is my case.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

No, no, no. Just lately I've been thinking a lot clearer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.