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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Excuse me. I'm not in right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I think if one's going to kill oneself...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I'm in the worst position of all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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It keeps me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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George Costanza. Remember me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You call me back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Carol, could I talk to you right now? - Sure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I know who you are. You're a comedian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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What if she sees me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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If I call her now, she's gonna think I'm needy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Anyway, he shamed me into it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She gives me an enthusiastic Hi!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You know me. I'm a vault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- You do it for me. - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Did you call me a wuss?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And it's like, you know, they're spiking volleyballs, jet-skiing, girls in bikinis...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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The little light's blinking right now. Come and listen to the idiot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You invite me up for coffee, and then you don't call me back for four days?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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So then Lloyd calls me a wuss.