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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...stand-up comedy may be the career for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You take for granted that when you put some trash on the street...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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All right. I'll see you, Phil. I've got room for two...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Yes, all right, Katie. Thank you. Yes. -Sorry for the late notice.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You ready for the assembly and what you'll say about the Yankees?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-All right. -Katie works for Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Thanks for coming back. Graham cracker?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-For instance, the atom. -Goodbye, George.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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We were looking for Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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We were looking for: What is tungsten or wolfram?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've been wanting a piece of them for years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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He's only been exposed to smoke for four days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Something came up for Tuesday at the Dayton Civic Centre.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.