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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

It's my allure, my twinkle, you know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.9s

Hey, we won the World Series.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

Oh, my God, you had sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.7s

Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

-Oh, my God. -What's wrong?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.7s

-So, Jackie, you think we got a case? -Your face is my case.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.7s

-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

Oh, my vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Well, this is my boyfriend, Dr. Ben Galvant.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

What about my dream of dating a doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...but I still have to pass my licensing exam.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

Turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.