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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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The world's best pizza-cutter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...my clothes, my towel, my umbrella, they're all gone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You touched my face. I didn't imagine that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Where'd you get this thing? - I traded in my sausage press.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I just want to thank you again for saving my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That's my hand towel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Yesterday you told me I had to take my revenge on her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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My neighbor has a cat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, I'm, cleaning my slicer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Oh, my God, it worked. Wow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...and it's going in my chart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Yeah, listen, I need my slicer back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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She did kind of touch my face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Then I see my clothes floating out there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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So, George took my slicer down to Kruger...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I'll have to keep my eye on that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...demanding my stuff back and finally I lose it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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My blade is all dinged up. Oh, come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I use that on my face, neck and chest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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No. You're not taking a deli slicer to my boss.