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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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It was the world's first.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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You don't respect my work at all, do you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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My what?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Let me ask you something. When I told you my breakup was mutual...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Where's my pineapple?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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...that destroyed my life.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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What if I told you my fiancee left me for another man?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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My duties with the Yankees--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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My legs, they were like noodles.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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-My story? -Yeah, your widower story...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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...the stone is up. Paid my respects.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Then I looked inside, and I found my katra.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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But then my wife gets me this urban sombrero.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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-See you. -See you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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-See you. -See you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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No, no, no, I can't. I got my martial arts class.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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-I hate you. -I hate you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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So I listened to my katra, and now...I'm dominating the dojo.