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Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

2.8s

Without screwing it up too much-- amen !

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

1.5s

That's not true.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

3.4s

You're not a stupid man, and you're not ugly.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

2.4s

You're not an evil man, you're not a sad man.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

2.1s

I'm not gonna cry.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

2.6s

Look at my hand and feel my energy.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

1.7s

There are not bagels there.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

2.9s

No, he's not-- really ? Yeah.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

2.3s

... Bitch, suck my dick.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

1.3s

I hear you, I'm not deaf.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

1.4s

( voice breaking ) I'm not gonna cry.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

4.8s

Someone in here needs my saving.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

3.7s

'cause it really was not very dramatic or--

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

1.9s

And who's gonna be needing my saving.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

3.7s

And send him a message from my lord.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

3.7s

Okay... Okay. No, I'm not a fan of reverend "lecrap"

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

2.4s

He's not making you look like what you already are.

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

4.3s

Even though I didn't get my one phone call,

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

4.2s

I found it necessary to take out my stick

Reno 911! (2003) - S02E05 Religion in Reno

1.7s

Yeah, I just hit this "no" with my car,