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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.7s

Oh, my God, number one!

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.3s

Gotta get the good ones.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.3s

...which would make your party one year late...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.4s

I'll hide you in one of the emergency buttons.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.9s

Wow, Poison Control. That's even higher than number one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

4.3s

You can cohost the party with me under one condition.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

4.3s

Apparently he's a bit bashful, and oddly, no one seems upset.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.9s

I had heard good things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.4s

Or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3s

You've got to lift up that plastic thing with a pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.9s

Well, Mrs. Hamilton, it's nice that you and Valerie patched things up...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3s

The only thing is I have to get fired from the Yankees first.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.3s

Now things are starting to snowball. I'll tell Newman I don't need him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.1s

She knows about the speed dial. You gotta get me off this thing.