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The Office (2005) - S05E02 Business Ethics

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Tell her, "Can't have sex for six months."

The Office (2005) - S05E02 Business Ethics

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In New York City, I hooked up with a girl who looked exactly like that.

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And on the flip side,

The Office (2005) - S05E02 Business Ethics

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like Klingons and Wookiees and all that, but...

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And ultimately my strategy is

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and I steal a pencil.

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Nineteen minutes and 48 seconds.

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and we have a very strict ethics policy and that employee has been fired.

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And that was not my fault.

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between sick days and personal days.

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and pretend like the whole thing never happened.

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Okay, so I've gone over this and I've thought about it and I just don't think

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And I am holding on to her leftovers.

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And let the record show that it was during the immunity part of the seminar.

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Pam and I are engaged. (ON SPEAKER) Hi, everyone!

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It's called "time theft" and it's the same as taking money from the company.

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and the kids used to stuff egg salad in my locker.

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you need to be Robin Williams and M. Night Shyamalan.

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No. I have to go over pencils and office supplies.

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What were we doing for 19 minutes and 48 seconds?