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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...when he could easily be sitting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Obviously I'd rather sit, if that's what you're asking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...so if I were you, I'd stay on my good side.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I suppose if they gave me one I'd sit down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...but I think if I brought him a chair, he'd sit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...I'd like to walk in here one day and find you sitting down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- What's your name? - Evan Fane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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An infringement on your constitutional rights.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- How'd you get yours? - Got lucky.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Could you sip it in your normal fashion?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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It's a clear violation of your rights as a consumer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Seventy-five thousand lire? Are you out of your mind?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Now, we don't want to take up much of your time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- I'm gonna say something to your uncle. - George, you just met him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I just wanted to drop off this Chinese balm for your burns.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Why do I bother talking to you? - There's no gun to your head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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There's a lot of women that would love to be in your position right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- I don't even know why I brought you. - Nobody put a gun to your head.