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Silicon Valley (2014) - S04E07 The Patent Troll

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That's a good one, Richard.

Silicon Valley (2014) - S04E07 The Patent Troll

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No, but seriously, what brings you in today?

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No, I am... I am serious. I would like a... an STD check.

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What, did you graze your penis against a toilet seat?

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No. I... I had sex.

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- Sex with what? - Female.

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A female what?

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A female human.

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And I-I don't know this woman very well, and we didn't use a condom.

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Now, listen, Richard, I wouldn't worry so much.

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People don't really get STDs anymore.

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We'll get your tests back soon, and I would tell you

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not to have sex before then, but let's face it...

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lightning ain't gonna strike twice, is it?

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It's possible.

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- Huh? - It's possible.

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No.

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Hey, here's something strange.

Silicon Valley (2014) - S04E07 The Patent Troll

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Would you mind hopping up on that scale for a sec?

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Okay, why? Am I gaining weight?