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South Park (1997) - S14E12 Comedy

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Ten arrested in South Park for cultist activity.

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Well, for all our South Park Cthulhu cult members, old and

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What should I do?

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I am Mysterion.

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Though only nine years old, I dedicate my life to helping

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people, when I am not in school.

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For months now, I have been protecting my town from crime.

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But now, something has happened which even I cannot fight alone.

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The BP oil company has drilled and caused a spill in the Gulf like no other.

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The president of BP apologized.

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We're sorry.

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But they drilled again, and tore open a portal into another dimension.

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We're sorry.

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Creatures from that dimension are now wreaking havoc in the Gulf.

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BP tried to solve the problem by drilling on the moon.

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But instead, they caused the dark lord Cthulhu to emerge.

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Sorry.

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I have joined forces with other super heroes in my

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neighborhood to help save the Gulf.

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But even the other heroes do not know, that unlike them, I do have a power.