That ain't land, girl.

She's about two girls my height.

You got a date with this girl?

Ain't no boy can love two girls.

Let's have no more of this running after other girls.

Think about how Isabelle's the prettiest girl in the hills.

You've got to learn to keep your mouth shut, girl.

You're going to marry into the lap of luxury, girl.

Here, you don't want Jethro marrying no girl without a dowry.

Jethro, uh... The girl you're gonna marry is waiting in the house.

You take a girl for better or worse when you marry her.

Yes, sir, Jed, everybody always did say we had the two prettiest girls in the hill.

I don't want you running in there and picking up that little girl and scaring her half to death.

I sure do love my wedding presents from the Clampett's pile, don't you?

For a fact, I do, darling.

Always said he was a generous man, Jeff.

Forget it, Lee.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Hillbilly, that is.

Set a spell.