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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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...and was completely oblivious to the fact...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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What kind of a sick person calls and hangs up over and over?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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No, jacket and tie. No cape.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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And what are you gonna tell her?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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...and let you say something bad about him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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...we spoke an hour, and changed her mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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And I was appalled to learn of the destructive influence...

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- Jerry and Elaine saw you. - They didn't say hello?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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She and I have had a very long talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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And then just as they're reconciling, you announce to the world...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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There she'll get the structure and discipline she needs right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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Well, you can just tell her I called then, and-

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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If they get divorced and live in two separate places...

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...because somebody kept calling and hanging up when he answered.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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And she'll have qualified officers telling her what to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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...goes out and works all day in the field with a shovel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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And the thing is, I think she likes people thinking she's Chinese.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Paul and Noreen broke up...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E04 The Chinese Woman

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And there's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping.