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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

You know the Englishman who lives down the hall?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.5s

This is a place to live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.9s

- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

- What? - How can I live there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

I'm living with Ethel Merman without the talent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

This is gonna be my new place. I'm living here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

I tested him, like, this is what I said, like this. I went:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

How could you guys have turned this place down?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

These are the guys who turned this place down. Can you believe it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

- You coming to the airport? - I'm staying for the weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.6s

Yeah. The hot water takes a while to come on. So the best thing to do...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.5s

It's not easy to give the toe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

Something boring to read on the plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

Very few crooks go to the trouble...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.1s

...to just pick a finger and you show it to the person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.8s

...and I came in to get the spatula.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

So the police come over to your house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

She wanted to thank us for the apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.