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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Filthy from the paper.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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- Get away from me. - Give me the phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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It's one step away from personal ads.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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I don't want another word from either of you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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But not too sweet. You could throw up from that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Just maybe not as bitter as I'll be 10 years from now.

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- The guy from Jersey. - He just got a job at a condom factory.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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You said they had a good time. What else are you keeping from me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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We have sex, she leaves 10 minutes later, then I never hear from her again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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...the importance of the conductor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Oh, you know, the usual. The Federal Reserve, the rain forest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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...is the most sociable room in the house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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The problem with the condom is still buying them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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On the date, they should just have two phones on the table at the restaurant.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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The problem is that the good ones know they're good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Best seat in the house. Right next to the kitchen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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The hopeless don't care.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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What's with the eyebrows?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Out of the question.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Out of the question.