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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-No, no, no. There was no money. -No money? Then, what did we get?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, that kind of brings us to why I'm here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...into the ashbin of society.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, kind of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Of course, absolute zero.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Fascinating turn of events.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and we're out of time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Why? -Somebody had to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What about my dream of dating a doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I calculated my odds of ever getting together...