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The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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- Burn. - Wow.

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was by burning all of his own boats

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Gotta burn those boats!

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Then last week, he used company money

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But listen, you've saved up enough money

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to take a couple of years off,

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I need to be that same kind of dick to myself.

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to buy a top-of-the-line photo printer.

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I now submit to you every part of myself.

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And I don't want him to just think of me as

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Of course.

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If you want to get rid of a headache, you sit on something sharp.

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Wait, all of them?

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So instead of saying,

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Death of a Salesman.

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keeping track of Andy's calendar.

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Get out of Jim's seat.

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But I've got to hand it to him,

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This morning, after hours of combat with some of the city's best teenagers,

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to pursue acting?