One o'clock, no Hitler.

- Joke. - Little one. Little joke.

Only one thing remains true - you're the President.

(woman) Stand by, lights, for cue one.

Tom Dobbs has not spent one cent.

...you could be... an even better one.

There was one slogan before my time:

In fact, the incumbent has beaten Senator Mills in every state where they've been going one-on-one.

In hindsight, not one of their better decisions.

But one thing could disturb this beatific vision.

- (woman claps) Whoo-hoo! - One girl. Thank you.

Nothing can change that. No one can. Except you.

That's from our new book, One Night in Paris.

That was part one of the unusual progression of events.

Put the big one on the back: Enron - we take your money and run.

Oh, man.

A lot of people, they get the large ones. Those are lovely.

- Thank you. - You sure you don't want one of us to drive?

But I like to think that one thing does lead to another.

On one side there's this certifiable lunatic who says the Holocaust never happened.