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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Hey! That's my cirrhosis! He's stealing my cirrhosis!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.1s

And the heat, my God, the heat!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.8s

I move my knight here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.5s

...from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I can't believe you don't recognize my voice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

3.2s

See, showmanship. Maybe that's what my gonorrhea's missing, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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They were boring. George, you are my main man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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But I did. My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I knew I had hit my high note, so l--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you? -Yeah, that's right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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My liver. Why did I drink for all those years?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

6.1s

...I sometimes drop off my rent check having forgotten to sign it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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And it's a waste of my talent. It's just a little burning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought the farm.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

2.8s

I don't know what it is. I can't put my finger on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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The worst place in the world.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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That's the what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Bought the farm?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Or the black. Or whatever the bad one is.