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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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It's the new cover of the J. Peterman catalogue.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

1.5s

My what?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

2.5s

Where's my pineapple?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

1.4s

My duties with the Yankees--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

3.1s

...that destroyed my life.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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I told them, "Her death takes place in the shadow of new life.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Now, I want four new ideas from each of you by 6:00.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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...the stone is up. Paid my respects.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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My legs, they were like noodles.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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-My story? -Yeah, your widower story...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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The next thing I know, my ass is out on the street.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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You don't respect my work at all, do you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Then I looked inside, and I found my katra.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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But then my wife gets me this urban sombrero.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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No, no, no, I can't. I got my martial arts class.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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So I listened to my katra, and now...I'm dominating the dojo.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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...I'd shut the door to my office and sneak a little shuteye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

3.1s

I woke up and found my walking papers tacked to the brim.