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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.7s

The big new accessory with eyeglasses...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.8s

...than anyone in New York City.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.8s

But I need a new look. I'm stagnating.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.8s

...a new pair of reading glasses. - They're from Malaysia.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.6s

All right. I'm gonna move my car. My meter's up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.6s

It's no secret that it's my dream to have my own publishing house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.4s

I mean, this is my town.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.3s

It's not like you're my wife.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.1s

...but he's become my white whale.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

4.3s

Actually, I was gonna buy a new pair. But I can barely see without these.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.3s

Oh, my God, that man over there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3s

- Is that from my gift certificate? - Yeah, buddy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.1s

You don't throw trash on the streets of my town.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.5s

Well, Mr. Newman, in all my years on the bench...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.1s

Well, don't you worry, Your Honor. He's in my custody.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.7s

- Will you stop it? - Oh, my God. You got a flush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.4s

I'm getting rid of all my fillings because that mercury's toxic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

5.2s

...it is my pleasure to introduce you to Mr. Jake Jarmel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.7s

- You don't trust my poker face? - Do you ever win at poker?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

4.4s

No, I told him to send you my regards. I didn't say hi.