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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Come on, come check out my new place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-Hey. -Hey, how's the new place?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I'm moving in. Alan Mercer, new neighbor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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It's my apartment, Eldridge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...and he lives down the hall from my home. My home, Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-Well, what am I gonna wear? -My uniform from my rookie year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Plus they botched my vasectomy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-I tried my best. -Exactly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Elaine, Newman is my sworn enemy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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My parents were looking at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Trouble at the Old Mill? Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I didn't take the subway to New York to sit at a table like that!

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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You moving away is my dream too.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Wait a minute. That is my apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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It was the sweetest sight my eyes ever saw.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I was handcuffed to the bed in my underwear...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The one that sits atop my disproportionately puny body.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-How do you know? -It's in my book: