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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.7s

My uncle to my aunt, my aunt to my mother...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.2s

My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.5s

...my mother to my uncle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

4.6s

New York, Long Island, Florida. It's like the Bermuda Triangle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2s

My hands are tied.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.5s

Oh, my God, Lorraine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.1s

That's Lorraine from my uncle's office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.5s

My friend here apparently made a mistake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

I offered you those cookies in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.2s

I guess I'll just go to my uncle's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.6s

He's gonna tell his wife. His wife's gonna call my mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.6s

I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.3s

The three couples.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

1.8s

Give me the money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...for the first time in your life. You're on the street.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.3s

It's all so coordinated. The little socks match the little shirt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

3.7s

...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

2.5s

I'm on the street the other day, make a pay phone call...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

4.1s

Oh, movie hot dogs? I'd rather lick the food off the floor.