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The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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And that one little thing is a soft pretzel.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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if I have this one little thing in my brain that I cannot get out?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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A little different.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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then this whole thing's blown.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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How many words per minute does the average person type?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Then does it make sense to kind of lead the conversation?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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"Keep It Simple Stupid," great advice, hurts my feelings every time.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Unless things go well with Ryan today,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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STANLEY: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Jan's making me keep a log of everything Michael does all day.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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That sort of thing. Exactly, yeah. That's good.

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How are you gonna cook every meal of the day in one kitchen?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Second, I am insisting on increased accountability from every single one of you.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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Is it?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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I'm sorry, I forgot Kevin's extension. It's a fantasy football thing.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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What is the Dharma Initiative?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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So what is the deal?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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So, Pam, I'd like you to keep a log of everything Michael does, hour-by-hour,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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This is pretzel day.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

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So where is the sales office?