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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The ultimate... I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I get to the top of the wall, the front door...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You have the slowest elevator in the entire city.

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I almost relented, but the voice, Jerry, the voice said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...she's on the couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Then the cursing started.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The littler waiting room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I heard the material.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The great thing, when you read Moby Dick the second time...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You don't have to pay the $35 I gave the chiropractor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Women need to like the job of the guy they're with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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We're in my apartment, I'm on the couch, she's on the chair.

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I'm heading for the wall.

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So forget about the books.

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I hate the little room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Listen, Marlene. The next thing I know, I'm in the middle of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...or in the lobby, or whatever...

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And then the verbal hellos stopped...