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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I think it has something to do with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

-She made an offer. I took it. -How much?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.7s

When do you take this exam?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

Excuse me, darling, do l--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

No, let's just do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

Louise. That's what's doing it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

So do most doctors like ER, or do you guys just think it's fake?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

...do you choose if it's a man or woman?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5s

-Hey, take it outside. -Come on, Larry. You know me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Oh, it's Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.3s

-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.