But Professor, I've been offered $500 for the story of the Drysdales and the Clampetts.

Now read the story of the French Revolution, Louis XVI.

Writing this story for a term paper in sociology is one thing.

And if the Clampetts don't back up your story, he can sue for libel.

For telling the truth?

Just enough for the night.

Good for him.

Occupying this cabin for several days and nights would be an arduous ordeal for one accustomed to the comforts of city living.

What in tarnation for?

Excuse me for livin'.

Least twice for a spell.

Been lost for 40 years.

Now, maybe you should leave well enough alone and forget about selling that story.

Stifled the cry of liberty!

It's gone too far for us.

You're asking for a fat lip.

Of course not.

Chopping wood is considered very beneficial for the health.

Fire up the torch of freedom!

I'm not afraid of the tyrant.