I'm BoJack the Horseman.

BoJack the Horseman don't act like you.

Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane.

Ah, I wasn't stealing paper towels to fold up and use as dinner napkins.

Why?

Here's a funny question for you.

If Mr. Peanutbutter said, I love you, no, I don't, would you need to talk about that later and figure out what he meant by that?

Probably not, right?

Because they're just meaningless words?

I mean, language evolves, right?

So how can anyone know what anything means?

The answer is nobody can and nothing means anything, so why bother talking about anything, right?

In this scenario, are Mr. Peanutbutter and I living in our house, or are we squatting in an abandoned Barnes & Noble burning books to keep warm as we struggle through our Dickensian-style poverty?

Zero, zero, zero.

No idea what that means.

I think it means call me.

Ignore.

Wait, where's the ignore button?

How do I ignore?

I think with a beeper, you just ignore it.