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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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- What's your handicap? - 10.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

3.3s

I can't stand your water.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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and key your car and shit.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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You're out of your fucking mind!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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can you please ring your call button?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Can I grab one of your Kleenex, please?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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- so I can see your pupils. - ( man groans )

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Nice to be home. Is that your handiwork?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Oh, oh, oh. Honey, you forgot your drink.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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In real life, you're polite to your hostess.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Do you have extra laces in your house?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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I got your pants. You're all paid for.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Attendant: Go to your seat, please, sir. Thank you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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- I really like your friends. - They're very lovely people.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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"Who are you gonna choose, me or your friend?"

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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So, you're saying your penis is like the Titanic?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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- I know, but I-- I... - Your ticket's for 11C, sir.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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Ah! Why don't you move your foot, for God's sake?!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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- That's true. - You just say whatever comes into your mind.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S09E06 The Accidental Text on Purpose

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- Do you like that break on your sneaker? - Yeah. Yeah.