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The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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So stop looking at my breasts and start looking at my penis.

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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Great. Oh, my God, we're screwed

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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What else? My shoes are... (GROANS)

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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That's embarrassing Egg on my face

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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Let me finish my speech first

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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but his mother doesn't acknowledge my paternity.

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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I achieved that, no thanks to my appendix

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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or put a cricket in my cereal or something?

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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I've spent so much of my life telling myself,

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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For that, I do have to thank my appendix

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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Also I want to get a souvenir for my son

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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But I landed on my feet down here in Florida

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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Hold on. I have the address in my phone Hold on.

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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I'll tell you what, though since my move down to Florida

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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I'm a decent baiter. My cousin, Mose, that's a master baiter

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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I'll go ahead and cancel my post-op checkup right now

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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What are you going to do? Are you going to steal my newspaper

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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I'm in Florida for a month without my family I'm going to enjoy this.

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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Life is short. Drive fast leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos

The Office (2005) - S08E15 Tallahassee

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But my huge whopping penis is right here and I'm not afraid to use it