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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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...and mahjong.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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- And biking and... - What am I going to do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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...and just take it? - That's stealing.

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...with her and her roommate. - That's right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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...and the roommate's into the mÈnage too.

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...and get a new bedspread, new curtains.

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And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get onboard, and we can get to work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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And why shouldn't you? Be fresh. Stay fresh.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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And not only that, she just called me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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I'm Cosmo Kramer, and that's who I'm gonna be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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And the worst part is that she also possessed...

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I'm stuck with the non-laugher, and that's that.

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I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting.

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And while I was there, I happened to pick up...

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...that you know me and have access to my dementia?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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It changes everything. I'd have to dress and act different.

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And the amazing thing is she eats like there's no tomorrow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E10 The Race

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Well, I could come by your office and pick it up tomorrow.