He's off my butt.

I'll be eating beans off of that plate by tomorrow night.

My favorite record of all time!

My way of saying you're special.

Yeah, well, that was kind of my idea.

Isn't it funny the way ideas just kind of pop into my head out of nowhere sometimes?

I'll never let the smell of an old lady stand between me and my dreams.

Now, uh, at the risk of starting the day off on a rather ugly note, may I kindly inquire, did someone kill a skunk in here?

Neither did the rest of the audience.

Geez, I nearly fell out of my seat when Horshack walked out on stage.

The idea just popped into my head this morning while I was lacing up my underwear.

I hate to start the night off with a complaint, but this is not the escort experience that I paid for.

You know, kids, I think a glass of wine would help me to calm my nerves.

Geez, would you talk about the luck of the draw?

You know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

I'm sorry, I'm just one of those guys that gags at the drop of a hat.

Well, you know, uh, I'm sorry if I seem just a tad remiss in my duties, but I gotta tell you, your excessive age knocked my ass out of whack there.

For some reason, I'm on the verge of tears.

I mean, in the hotel, on the sand, underwater, on top of the dump truck.

Margaret, do you have an appreciation for the fine art of dance?