Oh, Gus, I just met the woman of my dreams.

And I can't get her out of my head.

Evelyn, from the moment I met you, I couldn't get you out of my mind.

But, therefore, I follow the beauty of the logic of this.

For a second there, I thought I was going out of my liver snap mind.

With the possible exception of Charles Durning.

With the possible exception of Charles Durning.

I've been dogging a lovely woman's every step for the last couple of days and my feet are one big pussy blister.

There are plenty of other fish out there in the sea of recklessly driving cars.

Lucky for me, my house key just happened to fit the lock.

Miss interrupts him in the middle of a sentence.

One of the slowest working brains I've ever seen.

That is the sickest, most perverted thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

The kind of dreams that can make a mess, if you know what I'm talking about.

Her husband and two teenage sons beat the snot out of me and made me drink dog urine.

Chris, I'm never going to warm up, even if you follow me around for the rest of both our stinking lives.