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MASH (1972) - S01E04 Drama

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Hey, is it possible to sue your feet for divorce?

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With your luck, you‘d get custody ofthe arches.

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Mine are killing me. Sure wish they‘d let us operate sitting down.

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They might, ifwe could talk the patients into standing up.

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Fixyou a martini?

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Haven‘t you two anything better to do when you‘re offduty...

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than to lie around and swill gin?

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“Swill gin"?

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Sir, I have sipped, lapped and taken gin intravenously,

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but I have never swilled.

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Actually, I‘m pursuing my lifelong quest for the perfect,

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the absolutely driest martini to be found in this or any other world.

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And | thinkl may have hit upon the perfect formula.

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— Five to one? — Not quite.

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You pour sixjiggers ofgin,

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and you drinkitwhile staring at a picture...

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of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor ofvermouth.

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— Twaddle. — Watch your language, Frank,

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or I‘ll wash your mouth out with soap.